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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about golf and relationships...

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, shortly after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing
equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking,
now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much
time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't," he replied.
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