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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent
this one on life in Florida...

Benefits of Florida Living

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a Florida retirement village. On
the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked spread-eagle on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the
retirement village Administrator, and asked her, "Do you know there are six
ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitotes. They're having
a yard sale."
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