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Another one from the files of the discerning and astute Revenoor...

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

Thinking for a moment, the guy says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and
eliminate the debt."

"You crafty little basterd," said the genie.
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