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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one...

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth,
and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local
welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawin'
welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the
system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2013
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to
say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex
drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshlttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it."
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