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MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

''Mrs. Sanders, please."

''Speaking."

''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week,
a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either
way, the results are not too good."

''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
the other one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can't tell which
is which."

''That's truly dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned
Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

''The folks at Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, then
don't sleep with him."
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