A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 AM.

The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know,? That’s 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband asked, "Who was that?"

The wife answered, “I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear.”

Second Degree

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.

She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.”

The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!”

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it's me!”

Third Degree

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to
her head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don't do it!”

The blonde angrily replies, “Shut up, you're next!”

Fourth Degree

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.

She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me… I know 'em all.”

A friend says, “OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?”

The blonde replies, “Oh, that's easy… it's W.”

Fifth Degree

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”

Sixth Degree

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a freshman at UCLA , sat in her US
Government class.

The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally said, “That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”

Seventh Degree

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find that her house had
been ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling
nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down
on the steps.