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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the upper midwest, sent this
one on the subject of nuns...

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler,
one nun said to the other: "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful
on this hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered: "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel
comfortable buying beer, since I'm certain it would cause a scene when we
reached the checkout counter."

"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, and she picked
up a six pack and headed for the checkout.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with
a six pack of beer.

"We use the beer for washing our hair, the nun said, "Back at our convent
we call it Catholic shampoo."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out
a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "The curlers
are on the house."
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