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A little Chicago humor...

I was driving through northern Illinois last night listening to a call-in
program on WGN in Chicago. People were calling in all upset about
the goat's head sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

Some guy called in from Indiana and said, "Why are you all so upset
'cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley Field? Aren't you the
guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House?"

I almost ran off the road!
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