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Obviously from a male perspective...

Which Waitress?

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's
to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me
which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators. See,
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.
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