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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent
this one on the subject of beauty makeovers...

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked: "Is my time up?"

And God said: "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come
in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded: "I thought you said I had another 33
years. Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

And God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"
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