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El Lobo Reservado, a most sagacious gentleman from out west,
sent this one about older men...

Old Guys ... a Sad Truth

After spending a couple of hours wandering around the mall the
other day, my friend and I decided to stop in at a Hooter's for
some wings and beer.

After being there for a bit, my friend asked me which waitress
I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told him the one
who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and need to pee
frequently.

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