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Black Cabs!

(You just gotta love the Brits.)

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because
as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen
to music because in the time of the prophet there was
no music, especially Western music which is the music
of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the
cab and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there
were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel."
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