Deb Meister "The Queen of Halloween" has come up with another great Halloween Plaque.
It even has a picture of Deb's father(or mother...I not totally sure) on it. For a limited time
you can order one for only $15 delivered. If you are interested just send an email to me: Steven Palumbo

Special offer: If you buy 25 plaques Deb will come to your home, frighten your children, and/or wife, into behaving and take
you for a ride on her broom.

Special offer #2: If you don't buy any plaques your name will be entered in a drawing for a chance to be an active
participant in ritual bloodletting and human sacrifice that Deb performs every Halloween evening. Last years
lucky winner was....well I guess it doesn't matter since the key word is Was!!!

Please buy one. I still have a number of scars and am suffering trauma from 3 years ago when I didn't sell enough.
I can't even begin to tell you what happened the year I spelled her name wrong. Emphasis on Spell!!! like in really bad.
And please don't tell her I said this. Thank You!!

Emails will be monitored 24 hours a day by demons or Deb's minion.