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The shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest, sent this one
about a union worker's trip to Las Vegas...

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where
the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then, gesturing
to a 92-year old woman in the corner, she continued: "but
Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to the union
rules, she's next!"

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