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Abigail Van Buren, admitted that Dear Abby was at a loss to answer
the following:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One of them
is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think
they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence
on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend
should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and
he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
I have a boyfriend I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even
sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Remember: These people can vote...
(but only if they can find the polling place!)
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