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Be careful out there!

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once
in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are
$20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Just where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knothole in
my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought to myself, why not make
the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knothole, real quiet, with my
hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his private part through my
fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, OK, buddy! Give me $20,
or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh,
by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."
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