I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some
would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges... But, I do have a
nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling
from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant
spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped
to her knees and reclined on the grass at my feet.