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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit
southwest, sent this on the subject of a nun and a soldier...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please,
may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up
and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great
pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
have seen a great pair of testicles. I don't want to go to Iraq
either!"
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