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While driving around the backwoods of Montana a guy happens to see a sign in
front of a dilapidated shanty-style house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE.

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking black Labrador Retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's
your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

Pausing, he continued, "I was one of their most valuable spies for about eight years
running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got
married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is completely amazed! He goes back inside and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's one f__king liar! He's never been out of the yard."
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