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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one about an old cowboy and his barber...

An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and
he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are
so wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the
old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber, "That was the cleanest
shave I've had in years. But I want to know what would have happened if
I'd accidentally swallowed that little wooden ball."

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone
else does."
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