The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students
celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me Patrick
what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.

Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve brothers
and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home
very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.
Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all
our toys."

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at
Christmas?"

"Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mom and Dad and
we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the
chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa
Claus to bring our presents. "

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him
out of the discussion, she asked, "Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at
Christmas?"

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the
office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory.
When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing "What
a friend we have in Jesus."
Then we all go to the Bahamas...