From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent call out: "You
foreigners come in. Come into my humble shop." So the couple walked in.

The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd
be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man
had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
hero he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"

Well, the husband, after much cajoling and badgering from his wife, finally
conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes;
something his wife hadn't seen in many years -- raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the
table and started tearing at the guy's pants.