During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the bathroom, so
it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys
would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one
of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having
no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by
their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that
he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child.

"I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.