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CheddarMan, a fresh water mariner from the upper midwest sent this one about a
blonde's attempts at cooking...

A BLONDE'S COOKBOOK DIARY

MONDAY
Dear Diary: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Dear Diary: He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I
didn't dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
Dear Diary: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Dear Diary: Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients;
lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. He asked me why I was rolling around in the
garden.

FRIDAY
Dear Diary: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat
it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was
the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Dear Diary: He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it
for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Dear Diary: I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of
genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out as
hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOODNIGHT DEAR DIARY: This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to
come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like
to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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