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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west sent this one...

On vacation in Florida, a blonde named Kimberly desperately wanted a pair of beautiful
alligator shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young
blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get
a pair of alligator shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the
blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration:
"Son-of-a-bltch! This one's barefoot, too!"
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