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There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's
Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get
over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies.

One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well. The
photographer asked them to sit on the sofa.

The deaf one said to her twin, "What did he say?"

"He said that we gotta sit over there on the sofa," said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "What did he say?"

"He says for us to squeeze together." So, they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again - "What did he say?"

"He said he's gonna focus!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?
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