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grin NCR ~ Thursday (11/15) Humor...

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A blonde calls her neighbor and says, "Frank, please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor replies, "Hi Kimberly. What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and tells
her: "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

Taking her hand, he gently says: "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
of tea, and then..." And with a deep sigh, he continued:

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


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