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Three Kinds of Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department
store chains.

He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra
for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the saleswoman.

"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"Look Around," said the saleswoman, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size
color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied
the saleswoman.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The saleswoman replied, "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist
type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains
out of mole hills."

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