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One of my favorite groaners...

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its
way down the middle of the street towards him ... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind
him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks
the door behind him.

However, the coffin crashes right through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his
head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he can find is a box of
cough drops!

Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ... and of course ...
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(Wait for it ...)
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the coffin stops!

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