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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide.

The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania."

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do you do in Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered, then asked "Just what in the world is a
tax-e-derm-ist?"

The manlooked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to everyone in the bar, all of whom are
openly staring at him: "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
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