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One Halloween, a woman opens her front door to find the most adorable
little girl standing there. She had golden blond curly hair and the biggest
blue eyes. Dressed as a little angel, she was simply delightful.

The woman asks, "What are you supposed to say, sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and calls her husband to come to
the door.

The woman says to the child, "Go ahead, honey. Say it just one more time
for me."

Once again, the little angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little angel is just the cutest thing.
The woman picks an apple from the treat bowl, shines it up with her apron,
and drops it into the little girl's treat bag.

The little angel looks into her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot, lady. You just broke my f*cking cookies!"
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