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An oldie, but still funny...

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he rides
down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he will
service every chicken you've got. No problem."

Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it.
So, he buys Randy. Once he takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard,
he gives the rooster a pep talk:

"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here
and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time
and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy
took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and
the farmer is just shocked.

Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~
He gets all the geese!

Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the
farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy in the
middle of the yard looking like he is dead from exhaustion.

Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful
animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to
get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's, "Shhh. They're getting closer..."
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