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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:34 AM, EDT

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Senior Citizens


Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency
of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all
we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would
like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The Nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or

God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance
from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who
have fought and died for our country.

Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner?
What about the last verse of My Country 'tis of Thee?
"Our father's God to thee, Author of liberty, To Thee we sing. Long may our land
be bright, With freedom's Holy light. Protect us by Thy might, Great God our King."

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they
stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party... even if it lasts until 8 PM. I'm very good at opening
childproof caps... with a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows
me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled,
saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm beginning to realize that aging is not
for wimps.

I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:34 AM, EDT
old people are funny...
grin Funny? Hmmm...
"old people are funny" ~~ Young people, too. vbg
Perhaps we could say, "People are funny" and...
Re: grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:34 AM, EDT

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