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The Alamo Kid, a wise gentleman from the southwest, sent this one about a couple
and their visit to a marriage counselor...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife decided they should try counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem
they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and/or unlovable - an entire
laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked
around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long
and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to
the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you
do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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