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Since I couldn't decide which of these blonde jokes to post, both are below. The first one
is from Abie, the shy and retiring gentleman and the second is from Beef, the gentleman of
electrifying personality and razor sharp wit...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead were driving together on a long stretch of desolate highway
in the western desert.

Suddenly, the car's engine shut off and they were stranded!

The brunette said, "I brought a lot of food, so we will not die of hunger."

The redhead said, "I brought plenty of water, so we won't die from dehydration."

Then a smile swept over the blonde's face and she said, "I brought the car, so if we get hot
we can roll down the windows!"

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This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. Halfway through
the flight, the pilot has a heart attack and keels over.

She, frantic, calls out a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart
attack and I think he's dead. I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this
kind of problem."

Pausing, he continued, "Just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height
and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven..."

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