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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent this one regarding
The Resurrection...

The pastor of First Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church.
All were all dressed in their cute Easter outfits, and the pastor had them sit around him.

He said: "Today is Easter Sunday and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're
going to talk about The Resurrection. Do any of you know what The Resurrection is?"

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said to him: "You, young man, please tell us
what The Resurrection is."

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice: "When you get one lasting
more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going
on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that child's voice won't be.
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