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The Alamo Kid, a very wise gentleman from the Southwest, sent this one about
a suspicious wife...

The husband and wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced
that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she decided to lay a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend but didn't inform
her husband.

That night when they went to bed the husband gave the old story, "Excuse me,
dear ... my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom.

The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid's
bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently ...

He wasted no time or words. When he finished and was still panting, the wife said,
"You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" and switched on the light.

"No, madam, I certainly didn't!" said the gardener.
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