A trio of short jokes with a southern accent...

Flea... Can You Hear Me?

A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea.
He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.

"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.

Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his
legs cut off, the flea became deaf."

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Them Thar Fairy Tales

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins, Once upon a time...
A southern fairytale begins, Y'all ain't gonna believe this shlt...
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Vacation Advice

Jethro says to Lester: "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only
this year I'm gonna do it a little bit different. The last few years, I took your
advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to
Hawaii, and Emma Sue got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the
Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Emma Sue got pregnant again."

Lester shrugs and says, "So, what y'all gonna do different this year?"

Jethro says, "This year, I'm takin' Emma Sue with me..."
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