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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, shared this one
about an old pilot.

You think you've lived to be 80 and know who you are - then along comes someone
and blows that theory all to hell!

An old Marine pilot sat down at Costa Coffee, still wearing his old flight suit and leather
jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the
pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first bombers, then the early
Spitfires. I flew an American Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later, in the Korean
Conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given
rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you, what are you?"

She said, "I'm a lez-bian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything
makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lez-bian."
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