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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent this
one and also the picture at the end...

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and
asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided
that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's definitely old enough to
get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human
reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of love. When he finished the
explanation, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes
wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask me this
question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."
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