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Sugarloaf, a happy exuberant lady from the mountains out west, sent this one...

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious
firm for over ten years.

Boss: Yes.

Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently
have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic
downturn has had a negative impact on sales, But you must also take into
consideration my hard work, pro-activeness And loyalty to this company for
over a decade.

Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start
a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days
of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!

Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the
Mortgage Company!
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