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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one about
a Harley rider's wish for a bridge...

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have
tried to be faithful to Me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any
time I want."

God replied, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for Me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I,
and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says that nothing's wrong, why she snaps and
complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

And God said: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
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