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The Old Geezer

The banker saw his longtime friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying
a mail order bride. Being a close friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was
true.

Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be.

Proudly, Tom said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, doubted that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker very tactfully
suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the
ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

"How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's
the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

The Moral? Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
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