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Dragnet, a very discerning gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent this one on
the subject of underwear...

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ''Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in Slim-Fast. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!''

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ''What
the heck is this?'' he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook
them out.

''Cathy!'' he hollered into the bathroom. ''Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?''

She replied with a snicker, ''It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!''

Guys just never learn...do NOT plss off the woman.

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