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I really don't received many jokes about blonde guys, but these two arrived
earlier today...

Blonde Football Players

Two blonde college football players were not doing well in their classes. They had to
pass a final exam or they would be put on academic probation and not
be able to play.

The last question of the fill-in-the-blank test was "Old MacDonald had a ______."

Tiny didn't know the answer. He looked around and saw that the professor was
not looking.

He tapped Bubba on the shoulder and asked, "What's the answer to the last question?"

"That's easy," said Bubba. "Everybody knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Thanks," said Tiny. But then he said, "How do you spell "farm?"

"My goodness, you really are dumb," said Bubba. "You spell it E-I-E-I-O."

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Fishing Buddies

Ronnie and Jack, two blonde fishing buddies rented themselves a boat early one Saturday
morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and started
home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

"Did you mark the spot?" asked Ronnie.

"Yup," said Jack. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

"You dummy!" said Ronnie. "What if we don't get the same boat?"
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