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I Never Thought of This Answer!

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went
to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind
telling you, but I'm a little upset because my new daughter has
red hair. She can't possibly be mine!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both
have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red
hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on
both sides have had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "Let me ask you this. How often do the two
of you have sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the
past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said.

"It's rust!"

If you didn't laugh at this one, you've got problems!

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