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Keystone, who lives out west, where it hardly ever rains, sent this one...

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck drove past that
was loaded up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blond #1.

"Do what?", asked Blond #2.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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