~~~ today.

This, as hayseed as they come; walks up to the clerk with a small, flat envelope about 5 x 7... and says "I didn't know if this took one stamp or two" and the clerk looked over to me (I've been going there for over 22-years) and says to him.. "Actually, it takes 'one and a half' stamps..." And he just kept chewing away not even knowing what she was talking about...