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Dragnet, a very discerning gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent
this one about an elderly married couple...

With great effort, the old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
from the couch. He then starts putting his coat on.

His wife, seeing his unexpected behavior, asks, "And where do you
think you are going?"

He replies, "I'm off to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Vlagra stuff."

Hearing this, the wife starts struggling to get out of her rocker, she
then slowly goes to the closed and starts to put on her coat.

The husband now looks mystified and starts to yell at his wife and
says, "Just where on earth do you think you are going?

"Oh," she answers, "I'm off to the doctor, too."

He asks, "Why, what do you need a doctor for?"

She says, "Well if you're going to start using that rusty old thing
again, I'm getting a tetanus shot!"
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