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A Dangerous Wife

When their lawn mower broke and would no longer run, the wife kept
hinting to her husband that he should have it repaired.

Somehow, it seemed he always had something else to take care of first:
like cleaning his golf clubs, washing the car, going to the racetrack …

To put it mildly, she found this to be more than a little annoying. Finally
she thought of a clever way to make her point.

The husband arrived home one day, and found her kneeling in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently
for a short time, then turned and went into the house.

He was gone only a moment, and when he came out again he handed her a
toothbrush.

With a grin, he said: "When you’ve finished cutting the grass, you might as
well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say he will walk again, but always with a limp.
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